Why Borders bookstore needs a copy editor

Borders needs a copy editor to keep the folks there from making a mistake like this one:

Thanks to comic book writer/creator/publisher Dan Taylor for tweeting this one today.

You know who else needs copy editors? The Virginia general assembly. And college alumni magazines. And pharmacies. And Tea Party candidates. And city and county Boards of Elections. And Google News’ ‘bots. And billboard companies. And sign painters. And rubber stamp designers. And restaurants, breakfast joints and cake decorators. And college athletic department ticket offices. And the New York Jets, the Minnesota Vikings and the St. Louis Cardinals. And baseball jersey manufacturers. And the Washington Post, the New York Times, the New York Post, CNN and Time magazine. And drive-in movie theater managers. And Home Depot and manufacturers of “hoodies.” And T-shirt designers. And road paving contractors.