Why Chicago’s channel 5 needs a copy editor

WMAQ-TV — channel 5 in Chicago; known these days as “NBC Chicago” — needs a copy editor to keep it from making huge typos like this one in its on-screen graphics.

The reference is to the sudden death on March 19 of a polar bear cub named Knut, born in a Berlin zoo five years ago:

Yikes!

Thanks to my Midwestern-based informant for passing along the tip last week and then the half-dozen or so other folks who also mentioned it this week.

You know who else needs copy editors? Local TV news operations. And other local TV news operations. And Baseball jersey manufacturers. And Kansas State University. And the New York Jets, the Minnesota Vikings and the St. Louis Cardinals. And college athletic department ticket offices. And the Virginia general assembly. And college alumni magazines. And pharmacies. And the makers of Sudafed. And Borders bookstore. And Tea Party candidates. And city and county Boards of Elections. And government agencies. And South African traffic cops. And Google News’ ‘bots. And billboard companies. And sign painters. And rubber stamp designers. And restaurants, breakfast joints and cake decorators. And South Africa’s New Age newspaper. And the Washington Post, the New York Times, the New York Post, the Chicago Sun-Times (Hey! A repeat offender!), the Virginian-Pilot, the Green Bay Press-Gazette, the Carbondale, Ill., Southern Illinoisian, CNN and Time magazine. And newspapers in the U.K. And drive-in movie theater managers. And Home Depot and manufacturers of “hoodies.” And T-shirt designers. And road paving contractors.