This one came in last night while I was watching the Packers hold off the Saints.
It’s yet another example of a headline that, to some people, looks just fine. But to someone with even a slightly dirty mind, it’s a scream.
That was found yesterday at the Cincinnati Enquirer‘s web site. Thanks much to my anonymous tipster.
I guess I have two questions here…
1. What else could this headline have said instead? “Mallory to watch speech from VIP seats,” perhaps? “Mallory to be First Lady’s guest at speech tonight“?
2. Am I posting too many of these things now? Geez, I’m wondering if I should start a Tumblr blog of nothing but dirty-sounding, unintentional double entendré-containing headlines.
Either that, or I should put an R rating on this blog.
The D.C. Express headline I posted on Wednesday found its way to both Boing Boing and to Fark, although I suspect those sites picked it up directly, rather than from this blog. The infamous USA Today weather graphic from July, however, was stolen from here.
Not complaining or anything. Just taking note.




That would be a pretty fantastic tumblr.
“Mallory to join First Lady at speech tonight” and rely on the story to explain in more detail. And no… you’re not posting too many of these… I’m enjoying them immensely!